uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

image

(via encourage)

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

(via disagreed)

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

distraction:

OH MY GOD

why would someone do this to me

toocooltobehipster:

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

used to?

(via disagreed)

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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(via disagreed)